Ron Ramsdell's Page of Quotes
"There is a fix for everything"
In response to being asked if he had an excavator
"I'm not sure, let me check my asshole."
While pointing at his face
"Does this look like the face of someone who cares?"
"Hey Simon, why don't you come over here and type up an email on my computer while I take a dump. I'm trying to get out of here"
"I went into the grocery store last night to get some NyQuil.....and I spotted a pack of 8 piece fried chicken. So I got that. I also got two Hershey's chocolate bars and a pack of sugar-free cough drops."
Simon: "Ron, if someone falls into that hole... we're fucked.
Ron: "We're more than fucked. We're looking for new jobs.
*15 seconds later*
Ron: "Well, maybe not you. But I'd be looking for a new job."